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Acrylic Bathtubs are Great for Catching Pirates
 

Acrylic bathtubs are the perfect thing to make your bathroom shine! But beware of the acrylic bathtub pirates. They come in and plunder bathrooms for their acrylic bathtubs. Apparently they are worth a lot in the Caribbean. They are also good for holding hidden treasure. It is rumored that the pirates take these tubs to Skull Island and fill them with jewels and then bury them.  If you are lucky you can use your acrylic bathtubs to set a pirate trap. If you capture a pirate, I heard that Disney will pay you a hefty price for them because they like to use them in their theme parks and rides.

Capturing acrylic bathtub pirates is no easy task. First you must buy your new acrylic bathtub from Simply Bathtubs. Then you install it in any bathroom. After that, you want to place a net above your acrylic bathtub and fashion it in a way where you can pull a string and the net will come falling down. Next you want to place some jewels or gold in your acrylic bathtub, this should help to attract the acrylic bathtub pirates. Once the pirate is in your acrylic bathtub or acrylic bathtubs, if you are going after more than one, you release the net capturing the pirate. You might want to have some pirate tranquilizer or a stun gun nearby so you can subdue the pirate after you have caught him in your net. After the acrylic bathtub pirate is unconscious, you want to put him into a cage right away.

Once you have captured your acrylic bathtub pirate you will want to get the highest price for him. To do this you will want to take pictures of him and shop them around to several amusement parks. The average price for an acrylic bathtub pirate is about a thousand dollars. If you capture one with a wooden limb, gold teeth, and a parrot you can get almost double that. Acrylic bathroom tubs are not just good for capturing acrylic bathtub pirates however. They are also really good for washing your body. You can fill them up with water climb in them and then wash your body. It is a rather thrilling experience.

Start your acrylic bathtub pirate catching adventure today by purchasing your very own acrylic bathtubs today from Simply Bathtubs. Simply Bathtubs will even PAY for your shipping. Don't waste time there are not very many acrylic bathtub pirates left to catch, as they are an endangered species.


 

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